Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Not Writing
In 1932, when she was at the
peak of her fame, the French writer Colette opened a cosmetology shop in Paris.
She blended lotions and potions and applied them to her clients' faces with, as it
turned out, awful results. Her friends and the reading public thought that
the shop was a terrible idea, and everyone was glad when it closed. But I know
what Colette was after when she went into cosmetics: she was avoiding writing.
Over the years I too have
tried many strategies to avoid writing: milking goats, training dogs,
embroidering pillows. But now that the goats are gone and Bisou is well-behaved
and the cottage is dotted with pillows, I have found a new method: whittling
birds.
In October I attended a whittling
workshop, whittled bird #1, and gave it away. What you see here is bird #2, and
I’m about to start on #3.
As simple as this bird looks—it’s
small enough to fit in the palm of your hand--it took me approximately ten
hours to make. How many pages of text could I have produced in ten hours?
In fact, whittling is a lot
like writing--or rather, like the second stage of writing.
When I whittle, I start with
a block of wood from the craft store. But when I sit down to write I have to
make my own “block”: the first draft, where I type whatever comes to mind as
fast as I can, not stopping to reread or revise, until a have a block of text to
work on.
What I like about
whittling—and used to love about stone carving, before my shoulder and arm rebelled—is
the subtractive process, getting rid of what gets in the way of the real shape.
For me, the best part of writing is making the second, third, and umpteenth
drafts, in which, wielding the Delete key like a whittling knife, I eliminate unnecessary
stuff until the piece reveals its true form, which is often different from what
I thought it was going to be.
But both whittling and
writing require an act of faith, that beneath the extra wood and the extra words
what I want to find lies waiting.
When I’ve spent too long squeezing
words out of my brain and flinging them up into the cloud, something in me clamors
for the feel of wood in my hand, the ache of
tired muscles, and the final reward of an object endowed with length and height
and width, a thing that I can hold and touch. And I know exactly how Colette
felt, slathering make-up on the cheeks of her chic clients, playing around with
lipstick, rouge, and eye-shadow, not writing.
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Wednesday, November 13, 2019
Me and the String Quartet
In 1954 the government of
Ecuador imported a string quartet from Barcelona. I spent the last years of my
childhood in Quito, in a house that my father, my mother, and I shared with the
three other players.
In those pre-pollution days, we
all woke up each morning to the sight of five active volcanoes around the city:
Chimborazo, Cotopaxi, Cayambe, Rucu Pichincha, and, the most apt to shower cars
and sidewalks with ashes, Guagua Pichincha. After exclaiming about the beauty
of the view and speculating on which volcano would erupt next, the quartet would
rehearse.
This began with a lengthy
session of meticulous tuning which the cellist, who had studied with Casals,
insisted on. My father would play his A string, and the second violinist would
try to match it exactly. This took a while. “Maybe it’s a touch flat,” the
cellist would say. Then, “Perhaps you need to bring it down, just a hair.” The process was repeated with
the viola and the cello, and finally the real playing would begin—Haydn,
Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Brahms, and what my father called a “piece of
candy” for the audience: the Tchaikovsky quartet, Op. 1, with its saccharine
second movement.
In the afternoon the
musicians practiced individually, and my father gave violin lessons to the
children of Quito’s Jewish community. On the weekends, we went adventuring—and
in those days, the moment you left the capital you were sure to have
adventures.
Only my father and the
cellist knew how to drive. The cellist had a tiny blue Fiat, and my father drove a 1944 Dodge with a wonky second gear (my mother had to hold up the gear shift with a forked stick whenever we descended from the high Andes to a lower altitude).
We would pile into the two cars and set off for the páramos, vast
barren plateaus so high above sea level that, even having grown accustomed to
Quito’s nine-thousand-foot altitude, we would gasp for breath at the smallest
exertion.
Time and time again we would pull off the stone-paved road, a legacy of the Incas, and everyone
would get out and gaze with wonder at yet another set of volcanoes (Imbabura! Tungurahua!
Sangay!). Everyone but me, that is. The more my parents exhorted me to
appreciate the beauty all around, the less I saw to admire. If at least there
had been some interesting animals, but other than the occasional high-flying
condor or a herd of llamas haughtily ignoring us, all I could see was an
endless expanse of beige barrenness.
The trips to the jungles of
the Pacific or the Amazon were more entertaining—someone was always foisting a
parrot or a monkey on us, and there were almost-naked Indians with painted
bodies. We spent one Christmas as the only whites in a village populated by the
descendants of shipwrecked African slaves. They were tall and majestic, very
dark skinned, and dressed in immaculate white. All night long, on Christmas
Eve, they drummed and chanted in ways that sounded just like the sound-track of
King Solomon’s Mines.
Hotels were beyond rustic. On
one trip to Puyo, in the Amazon jungle, the viola player, a courtly, balding,
bespectacled Catalan, addressed the hotel owner. "Madam," he said, "would you be so kind as to direct me to the bathroom?" She led him to an open window and gestured with silent dignity to the verdant
vista stretching uninterrupted all the way to Brazil. In the morning it was
raining and, since there was no running water, my father and his three
colleagues shaved under the downspout in front of the building.
Did I mind living with five
adults? As an only child, in Spain I had made my aunts, my uncles and my grandfather
into playmates. Now I did the same with the members of the quartet.
I didn’t much care for the
cellist, whom I found vain and affected, with his upturned nose, his little
mustache, and his obsession with tuning. But the viola player, despite his
thick glasses and his jowly face, made an excellent playmate. Our bedrooms were
adjoining, and at night we would communicate by knocking on the wall between
our beds. My favorite, however, was the second violin, because he was the
best-looking of all--tall and aristocratic, with an elegant Roman nose. Also,
he had an ocelot kitten, named Pepita, that I coveted.
Not only did I find these men
entertaining, I did my best to entertain them. I made jokes and invented games,
one of which consisted of appending Italian endings like -ella
and -etto to Spanish words, which I
found hilarious as well as clever. I showed off, sang loudly out of tune, giggled.
They in turn teased me and called me Unita, which translates roughly as
“Onesy,” referring to my only-child status. If they ever found me annoying,
they didn’t show it.
I burst into puberty like one
of the volcanoes that periodically erupted around us. There was no graceful flowering
into demure young womanhood. Overnight I grew breasts, pimples, and hair on my
legs. But my mind lagged behind my burgeoning anatomy, and I persisted in my
childish ways. Or perhaps those ways weren’t so childish, and my fondness for
the violist and the second violinist was more of an adolescent crush than the
reaching out of a lonely child.
After a couple of years, the
second violinist packed his bags and returned to Spain. The violist married his
Catalan fiancée, a woman in her mid-thirties, by proxy. (This had to be done
because her parents would not allow her to cross the Atlantic alone as an
unmarried woman.) My parents sat drinking brandy with the groom on his
brideless wedding night, and months later, when his wife finally arrived, I lost my remaining playmate. But by then I didn’t care: I had met a boy my age at a bar
mitzvah, and fallen in love.
Me being kidnapped in the Amazon by the viola player (holding knife and using my braid as a mustache) and the second violinist
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
Golfing Bees
I heard it on NPR, so it must
be true: scientists trained bees to play a golf-like game in which the bee
pushed a ball into a little hole in order to get a sugar-water reward. The
trained bees then demonstrated before novice bees, who not only learned from
them but quickly figured out ways to put the ball in the hole more efficiently
than the trained bees.
Half a century ago Jane
Goodall showed that chimpanzees used twigs to get tasty termites out of their
mounds. Instances of tool use further “down” the evolutionary scale, among
monkeys, birds, and even octopuses, soon followed.
One by one, the flags that once
marked us as unique are going up in flames as animal behaviorists show that,
when given appropriate tools such as computers, certain primates can use
language, albeit in a rudimentary way. And if you paint a dot on the face of a
monkey, an elephant, a dolphin, a magpie, or even an ant, and then stand them in
front of a mirror, they will touch the paint spot, thus demonstrating a kind of
self-awareness.
And now bees, despite their
tiny brains, have shown that they can readily learn, and improve on, behaviors
that in the wild are totally outside their repertoire.What are we supposed to do
with all this information? Fret and feel guilty, obviously.
I can’t spray soapy water on
the ants on my kitchen counter without feeling like some vengeful deity massacring
innocent beings. And what about my nemesis, those mouse-sized, appalling wolf
spiders that come into my warm house in the fall, hoping in their little spider
hearts that this year I’ll let them hang out in a corner of the mud room? Am I
a monster for going after them with a broom?
How can I justify anything
but the strictest veganism when I know that eating eggs (even ones from
free-range hens) and dairy is predicated on the sacrifice of male chickens and
calves? Yet even vegans must think twice before sitting down to dinner, now
that it has been revealed that trees communicate with each other, warning of
dangers such as invasive insects. Mother trees, bless their hearts, do their
best to protect and nourish their little saplings. If trees are sentient, what
about other plants? How does a lettuce feel as it is yanked out of its native
soil?
I don’t know where this will
end, and perhaps some human-made disaster will close this chapter in the
development of our consciousness. But one outcome is that, albeit slowly, our treatment
of animals is improving.
Many years ago, before the
advent of PETA, I worked for a few months in a respected laboratory where, with
the goal of curing cancer, thousands of mice, hamsters, and rats were subjected
to great suffering. Today those conditions would be unthinkable, and a place like
that would be closed down.
Every spring, in Vermont,
when the moon is in a certain phase and the salamanders march to their breeding
grounds, hundreds of people spend the night at designated spots on country roads,
acting as crossing guards for the amphibians.
Not so long ago, in both rich
and poor neighborhoods , dogs and cats used to run loose, breeding, fighting, and
getting run over. Leash laws and spay/neuter programs have rendered the
lifestyle of our pets far less “natural” than in the old days, but as a result they live longer, healthier lives. It used to be that you never heard of a
cat living into her late teens, but I now personally know of several.
Not a moment too soon, we
humans are beginning to abandon our cherished spot at the top of the
evolutionary scale. As science demonstrates that sentience and cognition are
more widely distributed than we ever imagined, the great chain of being is morphing
into a circle, a dance that Brother Wolf and Brother Rabbit (and even Sister
Spider) can join in, along with us.
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