Nevermore will I wear a garter belt.
Nevermore will I walk long distances in spike heels.
Nevermore will I keep goats (alas).
Nevermore will I invite 100 people and cook all the food myself.
Nevermore will I try to learn to knit (I'll crochet instead).
Nevermore will I listen patiently while narcissists yammer on.
Nevermore will I eat sauerkraut.
Nevermore will I plant peas.
Do you have some nevermores of your own you'd like to add?
Nevermore will I use real names in my blogs.
ReplyDeleteNevermore will I assume the troubles are all about me.
Nevermore will I say, in a meeting, "sure I think I can do that"
Nevermore will I pretend shallots are worth it.
And nevermore will I read books with characters I cannot like.
Bridgett, may I borrow some of these?
ReplyDeletePlease. I've already adopted some of yours.
ReplyDeleteI have made and kept a solemn vow never, never, never to have a cheap file cabinet with drawers that go crooked.
ReplyDeleteI had two of those once. They were horrible, and lasted forever.
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