It would be a laughing matter if in fact it was not true.
Well, at least I didn't actually go after him with a fork...
It would enrage me too. Luckily, it never happens.
That's because you live in a more enlightened society.
Yes! (I can see this a the beginning of a whole series.)
Oh dear. Whaledancer, I'll have to think about that.
That's very good.